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Evelynnn

ricardology:

He cold as hell for this.

  • Cop:

    Have you been drinking?

  • Me:

    I been drankin'

  • Cop:

    Surfbort

  • Me:

    Surfbort

neptunain:

sorry boys, but I already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested

witchcraft-y:

this gives me life and inspires me to step up my lipstick game

Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

assortedtrolls:

lohgan:

This sums up my life pretty well

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