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Evelynnn

highforsthis:

why are nowadays all this 13 year olds getting drunk and having sex. When I was 13, I had my first love there was nobody that compared to my baby and nobody came between us who could ever come above she had me going crazy oh i was starstruck she woke me up daily don’t need no Starbucks. 

vagisodium:

if someone ever kidnaps me im just going to shit my pants because they either have to wipe my ass or deal with the smell and i want them to have it rough

cupofteaorgtfo:

Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow

  • Friend:

    why are you crying?

  • Me:

    I'm just so beautiful

cradidily:

*waking up from a coma* “how many followers do I have”

stabs:

why do we need to watch the sky to enjoy the stars when the ultimate star is me